Funny Fat Guy T-Shirts Are All American

Posted: January 27, 2011 in Fat Ass T-Shirts
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America today is fueled by fried food, drive-thru windows, and television. The bad part about that is that it has made us into some pretty overweight people. The good side is that it has made us into a pretty happy people. If it wasn’t fun to eat whatever the heck we wanted to, Americans would all be skinny and super healthy. The sad fact is that obesity makes us happy. It is the anti-fat culture in America is what stresses us out when we should be celebrating. It is past time we put on our funny fat guy t-shirts and got happy about being fat.

We all know very well how unhealthy it is to be fat. There is not a day that goes by that doesn’t have someone telling us how we will die a young age if we do not lose weight and embrace a life of vegetables and exercise. Well, I am not about that at all. I am more apt to thumb my nose at people like that in favor of wearing my funny fat guy t-shirts and enjoying my life as I see fit. My own personal pursuit of happiness is at a drive-thru window instead of at a gym.

If you are born and raised in the America we know and love, then there is a WAY better-than-average chance that you will be raised to love food that is decidedly not healthy for you. This is no different than being born in Africa, and having a WAY better-than-average chance of being born to poverty and hunger. This is part of our culture, and if you intend to be proud of the United States of America, then you need to be proud of being fat. If this means having another slice of pizza and buying some funny fat guy t-shirts, then get going.

Most of our children will never grow up hungry, cold, or scared. Even in our most desperate times, we are nowhere near as poor as 90% of the world. It is time to celebrate this fact. No more guilt or shame for us, thank you. We’ll take a second helping of modest satisfaction with a side of extra fries. I know that I will probably never be a thin person because of years of bad habits, but that doesn’t mean I need to be unhappy. I will wear my funny fat guy t-shirts and take joy in my life.

No one can make you feel bad about being fat but yourself. There are many people who will call you names, shun you, or roll their eyes when you walk past. I have no room in my life for the emotions those people try to make me feel. I am who I am. I am a funny fat guy in a funny fat guy t-shirt, and I dare the world to accept me for who I am. Guess what skinny, America? The fat people outnumber you 2 to 1. You are not elite anymore. Skinny is the new minority.

The Sweet Afterlife Of Old T-Shirts

Posted: January 27, 2011 in T-shirts
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One of the best things about t-shirts is their disposability. You wear them for awhile, get tired of them, and buy new t-shirts as you need them. They are super cheap and there are literally endless t-shirts out there to be bought, so why waste your time on old t-shirts covered in mustard stains? Well, you’re going to have cases upon cases of old t-shirts lying around if you don’t decide what to do with these garment relics. What do you do with old t-shirts, anyway?

Donation is a good option, as far as your old t-shirts are concerned. There are over a million homeless people in America today, who struggle to just find food enough to fuel their bodies. Clothes are the least of their worries. Donating your old t-shirts to a shelter, or some similar organization, sees that your old t-shirt finds a very grateful new owner. People need clothes, not stained messes. Make sure that what you send the needy is good enough to wear out to interact with the public.

After you donate what you can, you are going to be left with a goodly-sized box full of t-shirts that have a few holes in them, or may be too stained for the purpose of donation. These few shirts still have a purpose. Cut these t-shirts into strips for use as cloth rags. They serve as inexpensive cloths that can be thrown away after a single use, and a cotton cloth is much more absorbent than your average paper towels.

This brings us to finding a use for all of those t-shirts that fall somewhere in the middle between donations and rags. The majority of your used t-shirts will be in fairly good condition, but no where good enough to give to the needy. What is wonderful about these t-shirts is that you get to really get creative with them. Anyone who does crafts with fabrics knows that these used t-shirts are a wealth of good material for blankets and other such home-made goods. Crafts are a wonderful hobby, so if you don’t do them…maybe you should start!

There are so many things that can be done with your old t-shirts that you will stop dreading the day you must clean out your closet and look forward to the day when you can make something new and useful from something old and worn. Don’t forget that whatever you do with the old t-shirts, you must first make sure they are clean and sterile before they continue to the next stage of their life. Old t-shirts don’t have to end up in the garbage after all.

Too Drunk With Funny Irish T-Shirts

Posted: January 27, 2011 in Irish T-Shirts
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Almost one year ago was the most epic St. Patrick’s Day throw down of my life, and likely to be the last. Some lessons are learned hard and fast. Some lessons are only learned after you wake up in a drunk tank. However you may learn them, make sure you use that knowledge to the best of your ability. My life lesson was founded on the effort to wear different funny Irish t-shirts for every hour, drink only Jameson whiskey and green beer, and make-out with at least three women.

This St. Paddy’s Day began like any other. I was intending to pub crawl my way through several establishments over the course of five hours, drinking at each stop, and trading a funny Irish t-shirt for a kiss once an hour. Thusly, I wore five funny Irish t-shirts in preparation for the night’s activities. The first hour started by walking into the pub and slamming down several shots of whiskey and ordering my first pint of green beer. Huge mistake for a typically light drinker. I gave my first funny Irish t-shirt away and kissed a pretty girl on the cheek.

The second hour found me farther down the street. I was separated from my friends and I was getting too drunk to care anymore. To illustrate this point, I gave away two of my funny Irish t-shirts to two girls to watch them kiss each other. I shed another funny Irish t-shirt to do body shots off of a chunky girl in the corner, who seemed pretty excited that someone wanted to hang out with her. I then made out with her for at least fifteen minutes.

Hour number three began with me getting punched in the face by the chubby girl’s brother. I swear I was trying to give her one of my funny Irish t-shirts before I moved down to the first pub in order to find my missing brother, who turns out got a ride to another pub to meet up with all of our friends. I was alone and very drunk, but I guess people felt sorry for me because I kept finding drinks in my hand. Hour three was a blur.

Hour four is a mystery, because I do not remember anything until I started sobering up at hour nine. Hour nine found me in the custody of the police, wearing no funny Irish t-shirts at all, my eyes raw and red from what I can only presume was pepper spray, and my hair dyed green. Not only do I not remember anyone dying my hair green, but I do not remember going to jail. I am still paying court costs for the incident and I doubt I will be going out for any Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations at all.

Finally Customize Your T-Shirts Without The Hassle

Posted: January 19, 2011 in Custom T-shirts
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You could get lost within the corridors of the Internet while looking through the many selections you can find for t-shirt designs. None of them will ever come close to truly representing you and your ideals. Don’t let this discourage you, though, because there places out there where you can have unique, custom t-shirts made just for you.

This is your perfect chance to manifest all of those crazy ideas floating around in your head into custom t-shirts that you can be proud of. Inside jokes, personal slogans, and quotes can now be made into a shirt that you can wear!

Custom t-shirts screen printing has always been out there, but the process is costly because you have to order in bulk. Iron-on transfers bought from a print shop can be cheap and less-than-permanent. Airbrushing can be quite artful, but usually looks cheap and hurried.

This new process finally makes the idea of custom t-shirts appealing. No bulk orders and no more shirts of shoddy quality. Just shirts that are shipped exactly like you want them.

These new custom t-shirts are extremely durable. The lettering and designs are made from cut vinyl, which then gets cooked into the shirt itself at high temperatures. Once imprinted, the design will never come off.

When the thought pops into your head for a new custom t-shirts, you can rest assured that it won’t be very long before you have it on your back and worn. Since this new process is so simple, the costs and time of production are very low. You could have your very own custom t-shirts within a mere week.

Yes, custom t-shirts are certainly done right these days. As long as there is a 1st Amendment in America, we will continue to be able to express ourselves in any way we wish. custom t-shirts lend you a louder voice to show everyone who sees you what you want to say.

The Path To Funny T-Shirt Success

Posted: January 19, 2011 in Funny T-Shirts
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Many industries are based around a spark of inspiration that grows into a tree of productivity. The path down this road from inspiration to final product is never a straight line, no matter what industry you may be referring to. In the world of Internet commerce, the battle over who makes the best funny t-shirts is a war that is waged on a daily basis. Everyone wants to have the best, especially amongst the top tier of the funny t-shirt Websites.

Having truly genius, original funny t-shirts is not an easy task. You will often see many funny t-shirt Websites with the same design on several. Often, this is due to simple theft of an idea. The Internet is open for anyone to view it, even your competitors. Words and phrases are hard to claim ownership of, so many Websites flesh out their funny t-shirts selection by lifting ideas from other Websites. This isn’t exactly ethical, but not exactly illegal either.

Once someone at a company that deals in funny t-shirts gets that spark of inspiration, the idea is brought forward to their peers in the company. This is necessary so that others can validate the humor of the funny t-shirt idea, or even improve on the joke. Many brains are better than just one, so the funny t-shirts concept gets honed and polished before moving on to the next phase of a new project.

This is the point when the artist is brought into the process. Some companies keep graphic designers and artists on staff full-time so that funny t-shirts can be produced and made within a very short period of time. Other companies hire freelance artists for this purpose. Once the artists is given the completed idea, he creates a preliminary sketch. The company must then make whatever change suggestions they want at this point, because the next step is the finished art project.

Once the final art is in hand, the building blocks of the funny t-shirts are complete. Whatever process the company employs to create their shirts, the art is applied so that mass production can begin. This may be through the use of screen-printed transfers or direct screen printing onto the shirts themselves. Regardless of the technique, this is when the company crosses its fingers and hopes the money put into the design wasn’t a wash by putting it on the Website for sale.

Sometimes a company may create a bomb. this failure is inevitable, because it’s impossible to know what the public really wants until they have a chance to see it. It’s the big sellers that make the whole agonizing process worth the trouble. When an Internet retailer of funny t-shirts strikes t-shirt gold, then all of that hard work is justified.

Three Places Great For A Funny T-shirt

Posted: January 19, 2011 in Funny T-Shirts
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You just picked up your first funny t-shirts and you’re
pretty excited, right? The only thing you need to figure out
is where you want to sport this hilarious new piece of
modern fashion. The whole reason you bought this funny t-shirt was to show it off and get some laughs from people,
right? Well, I have some pretty good places where you can
start doing exactly that.

1. Show those new funny t-shirts off at the old watering
hole! I mean by that, of course, the local bar. The bar is a
great choice because of it’s high turn-around rate. People
come and people go, and that means lots of folks get a
chance to see the funny t-shirts you’re wearing.

2. Wear your new funny t-shirts to a party! Like the bar, a
party is a fairly casual environment with lots of people
coming and going. Unlike the bar, a party is usually full of
people you know. You may not be able to use your funny t-shirts to meet many new people, but you will have something
to share with your friends. Humor brings people together.

3. Take your funny t-shirts out for a day at the mall! The
mall is a far extreme from wearing your funny t-shirts at a
party. Instead of being surrounded by a close group of
friends, you are surrounded by thousands of people who
barely notice your existence. The mall is a great proving
grounds, because if your funny t-shirts can make complete
strangers laugh, then you probably chose a pretty great
funny t-shirt.

The feeling you get when someone laughs at your funny t-shirts is pretty great. You bring a little joy to someone else’s
day and that just might bring a little sunshine into your
own day as well.

The Biker Image Suffers Without Funny Biker T-Shirts

Posted: January 19, 2011 in Biker T-Shirts
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There is no doubt that bikers get a bad rap. People only think of the stereotype of thugs on two wheels when they picture bikers in their heads. Criminals, white supremacists, and murderers have all sullied the image of the typical motorcycle enthusiast forever. Not every biker is a bad guy waiting to cut your throat. In fact, most bikers today are daytime professionals who happen to love the freedom of the motorcycle hobbyist. Bikes definitely need something like funny biker t-shirts to help that poor image out.

The vast majority of bikers cannot be described in terms of “evil”, “violent”, nor “sinister.” A more apt way to describe them is as family men, freedom-chasers, and pure Americans. There is a sense of how America is supposed to be when you really look at bikers and see the genuine joy on their faces as they tear down the asphalt with funny biker t-shirts on their backs. Bikers are just nice guys, really.

Bikers, in general, have great personalities. They love to share a laugh, and their senses of humor extends well beyond that of racist jokes and sexual conquests. They may put on a gruff exterior, but there is a jolly soul hidden somewhere inside of them. There is something about the freedom of the road that fills a man with a sense of wonderment, and laughter is not far behind their lips. That’s why you are likely to see them sporting funny biker t-shirts when you see them cruising down the road.

Bikers are full of depth and humanity, and are nothing like the way they are represented on film. They love the road because of the happiness it brings them and not for some silly image of fear. A biker wearing funny biker t-shirts is probably just trying to make themselves more approachable and easy to understand. It may not be a conscious effort to do so, but nobody wants to be reviled while following the hobby they love.

All of this boils down to observing the golden formula: Respect others as you would have them respect you. Just remember that these are other human beings and not monsters. Judging someone by the clothes they wear and the way they look is just as bad as making racist judgments on people for the way THEY look. Instead, try judging them on the funny biker t-shirts they wear, the charity they do, and the smiles on their faces.

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